Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Rising Chi

At last my tribe is recognized for what it is: sidekick of Dobermans and Stealth Guardian of the West:

CHARDON, Ohio - Though she's only a 6-pound Chihuahua-rat terrier mix who looks like she belongs in Paris Hilton's purse, Midge has the will, skill and nose of a 100-pound German shepherd. The newest recruit for the Geauga County Sheriff Department's K-9 unit could very well be the nation's smallest drug-sniffing pooch.

As the Sid Hudgens of Chis, I'm gratified.

Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.