Al Gore, George Bush

We coulda had a Nobel Peace Prize winner.

We got a dick.

We got a war-monger, a mass murderer, a Constitution shredder, a global warming troglodyte, an energy Enron, a liar, a cheat, a chickenhawk, a guy who's self-defined base is "the haves and the have mores" and whose mother makes fun of poor people.

But the really sad part is that six-plus years later, it's not clear that Republicans have learned anything.

Giuliani, Thompson, Mitt the Twit. . . .

Need I say more?