Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Craig Crisis Sum-Up

Let's just cut to the chase:

In a belated discovery that the Roy Cohn Defense* does not work, Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) announced his retirement, saying, "I have decided not to seek re-election in order to spend more time with my very, very, very, very, very heterosexual family."

*"I'm not gay. I just like to have sex with other men."