Tuesday, August 28, 2007

He's Nuts!

I’m listening to Idaho Republican Senatory Larry Craig. Besides repeating the STOOPIT mistake all Republicans make--denying instead of admitting, apologizing, and moving on--I think he’s manifesting a whole new form of Hysterical Homophobic Dementia (HHD).

From the press conference (say what?):

(1) He overreacted and pleaded guilty to the crime of making a gay sex overture because he was stressed by the Idaho Statesman’s calling him gay?

(2) There’s a cloud over Idaho?

(3) He's sure the issue is not over yet? Does this mean he hopes it won't go away?

(4) Now he’s going to retain a lawyer?

(5) He’s not gay and never has been?

As we say in Chihuahua, no es el sense.

That was, undoubtedly, the worst press conference I've ever seen in my total life.